(I hope when I update this I don't spam my RSS with like a million updates again - I'm not sure why it does that)
It's been half a month - what's been new and exciting? Well a while ago, weeks now, Liz (co-worker) threw a party / get-together at her house to kind of "christen" it. She was really cool and swung by to pick up my roommate and boyfriend so they could at least hang out and be a little social - it's hard for them figuring one keeps to himself and the other works at home. By the time I got there (work stopping me from showing up before everyone was at drunk level omega) they were already ready to leave. Kinda sucked because I wanted to hang out but Bryan was about to walk home (drunk + energy). I wasn't about to let my drunk boyfriend and defenseless roommate walk home around 1am so I ducked out early to drive them back home. As I left I thought it was a cool idea to have everyone over like this so I said I'll have everyone over my place next week.
The more I thought about it the more I was really getting into it - I've NEVER had people over at my place, it's always just been my little private batcave full of faggotry and secret passages down into awesomeness. I decided I'd make my jell-o shots again, and this time have some REAL witnesses so it's just not me doing a lot of work to get a buzz.
Cleaning up the place was such a fucking chore - it was trashed. Not for any real reason either, just general negligence on our behalf because we're three guys living in one apartment. All cleaned up and ready to party however people did come over and they did have an awesome fun time. We started with some Guitar Hero 2, which was pretty well received. However once we broke the Wii out everyone started to get in on it. Liz was playing tennis, Lance was tearing it up at golf, etc etc.
This was also the second time I've been drunk. Details aren't needed but it's one of the few times I didn't have to be the DD so I got to drink as much as I wanted. As I drank I realized every other word I spout becomes a curse word and I just generally have a much more relaxed time with my jokes - most of them failing on exit. Around 3am or so everyone started to taper off, which was perfect for me, I didn't need a noise complaint - let alone several.
The next morning was pretty good given how much I drank. I don't get hangovers as I've realized. I'm not sure why. Maybe I'm not drinking that much? (Not as if this is an achievement to get). I drink a lot of water before I end up falling asleep and I know that helps but I thought it would only help up to a certain point. I've also never had any moments that I cannot remember. This is very cool because I think that would be a scary experience to say the least.
The only "downside" that came from the party was the fact that when everyone went outsided to smoke I never cleaned up the tons of cigarette butts they ended up leaving. Some guy cleaned them up and gave me a little "talking to" about not leaving my butts around - even though I told him nobody in this apartment smokes (which is true!).
TEAM.
FORTRESS.
TWO.
If you've never heard of this game - be glad, you still have a chance to escape. Whatever anyone tells you - do not play this game. If you value any bit of "free time" you may have then stay far away. If you wish to not experience the most insane fun team based multiplayer action you'll ever find, then stop reading and run. Run fast and run far.
Team Fortress 2 is part of Valve's Orange Box. It's a collection of the hottest games to come out this decade and if you pre-order the beast of a deal ($50 for 5 games, hard to fucking resist that) you get to play in the Team Fortress 2 beta right now.
Now let me put Team Fortress into perspective for you.
Deathmatch : Quake DM :: Team Fortress 2 : Class based team action
What helps make this game so epic is a few things.
1. Style.
In a game - style is everything. Either you try to go for realism or you go for your own style. TF2 takes this mantra and runs toward the style end as if it has rabid wolverines chasing after it. The game DRIPS style, as if Pixar had created a game. Each character is fleshed out with their own traits and quirks; and they are all mad in their own ways.
Each character has their own set of taunts, animations, unique weapons, skills, and life. You need a good mix on a team to kick total ass - then again a good player can really show the newer ones how to best a class in any tactic.
Each map is big and colorful and the game LOOKS amazing. You'd be surprised how detailed and awesome a game so simple looking can be. This is Valve's best looking game to date and if you're lucky enough to have a beefy computer - that will show instantly.
2. Teamwork
This game is all about teamwork. But it's not like a Counter-Strike teamwork where you have to work together but nobody does. This game encourages and rewards teamwork. Engineers can upgrade eachother's sentry guns, medics get rewarded for healing by charging up their "Ubercharge" meter; once full they get 10 seconds of invulnerability for themselves and their target.
It even encourages people across teams to have fun together. After someone kills you it zooms in on the enemy and shows you the face of death itself. This can sometimes lead to some very silly pictures. If someone happens to kill you multiple times without you getting your revenge then they become your "nemesis". When you're near them a cute icon appears over their head letting you know this is the person you want dead - now.
3. Fun
It's fun, plain and simple. While some games get you frustrated if you lose - death and being mocked by the enemies' characters is funny. Being clubbed to death with a giant wrench then having the guy do a little hoedown on your corpse is enough to make anyone smile.
So if you do end up getting it, just know that I have a server set up for the friends I've made over the internet. You can find the server information over at the site, or connect directly to it. It's a 24 man server located in Dallas that is up with all the maps all the time.
Server Information: http://agnphtf2.nuclearfallout.net