
1.5oz Vanilla Vodka
1.5oz Irish Creme
1oz Creme de Cacao
1oz Cream
Decorate a martini glass with chocolate sauce and shake remaining ingredients together until chilled.
This is one of the many many variations of a chocolate martini. I make it this way because I'm usually short on Khalua when I get into the mood for one. Still enjoyable however.
(I hope when I update this I don't spam my RSS with like a million updates again - I'm not sure why it does that)
It's been half a month - what's been new and exciting? Well a while ago, weeks now, Liz (co-worker) threw a party / get-together at her house to kind of "christen" it. She was really cool and swung by to pick up my roommate and boyfriend so they could at least hang out and be a little social - it's hard for them figuring one keeps to himself and the other works at home. By the time I got there (work stopping me from showing up before everyone was at drunk level omega) they were already ready to leave. Kinda sucked because I wanted to hang out but Bryan was about to walk home (drunk + energy). I wasn't about to let my drunk boyfriend and defenseless roommate walk home around 1am so I ducked out early to drive them back home. As I left I thought it was a cool idea to have everyone over like this so I said I'll have everyone over my place next week.
The more I thought about it the more I was really getting into it - I've NEVER had people over at my place, it's always just been my little private batcave full of faggotry and secret passages down into awesomeness. I decided I'd make my jell-o shots again, and this time have some REAL witnesses so it's just not me doing a lot of work to get a buzz.
Cleaning up the place was such a fucking chore - it was trashed. Not for any real reason either, just general negligence on our behalf because we're three guys living in one apartment. All cleaned up and ready to party however people did come over and they did have an awesome fun time. We started with some Guitar Hero 2, which was pretty well received. However once we broke the Wii out everyone started to get in on it. Liz was playing tennis, Lance was tearing it up at golf, etc etc.
This was also the second time I've been drunk. Details aren't needed but it's one of the few times I didn't have to be the DD so I got to drink as much as I wanted. As I drank I realized every other word I spout becomes a curse word and I just generally have a much more relaxed time with my jokes - most of them failing on exit. Around 3am or so everyone started to taper off, which was perfect for me, I didn't need a noise complaint - let alone several.
The next morning was pretty good given how much I drank. I don't get hangovers as I've realized. I'm not sure why. Maybe I'm not drinking that much? (Not as if this is an achievement to get). I drink a lot of water before I end up falling asleep and I know that helps but I thought it would only help up to a certain point. I've also never had any moments that I cannot remember. This is very cool because I think that would be a scary experience to say the least.
The only "downside" that came from the party was the fact that when everyone went outsided to smoke I never cleaned up the tons of cigarette butts they ended up leaving. Some guy cleaned them up and gave me a little "talking to" about not leaving my butts around - even though I told him nobody in this apartment smokes (which is true!).

TEAM.
FORTRESS.
TWO.
If you've never heard of this game - be glad, you still have a chance to escape. Whatever anyone tells you - do not play this game. If you value any bit of "free time" you may have then stay far away. If you wish to not experience the most insane fun team based multiplayer action you'll ever find, then stop reading and run. Run fast and run far.
Team Fortress 2 is part of Valve's Orange Box. It's a collection of the hottest games to come out this decade and if you pre-order the beast of a deal ($50 for 5 games, hard to fucking resist that) you get to play in the Team Fortress 2 beta right now.
Now let me put Team Fortress into perspective for you.
Deathmatch : Quake DM :: Team Fortress 2 : Class based team action
What helps make this game so epic is a few things.
1. Style.
In a game - style is everything. Either you try to go for realism or you go for your own style. TF2 takes this mantra and runs toward the style end as if it has rabid wolverines chasing after it. The game DRIPS style, as if Pixar had created a game. Each character is fleshed out with their own traits and quirks; and they are all mad in their own ways.
Each character has their own set of taunts, animations, unique weapons, skills, and life. You need a good mix on a team to kick total ass - then again a good player can really show the newer ones how to best a class in any tactic.
Each map is big and colorful and the game LOOKS amazing. You'd be surprised how detailed and awesome a game so simple looking can be. This is Valve's best looking game to date and if you're lucky enough to have a beefy computer - that will show instantly.
2. Teamwork
This game is all about teamwork. But it's not like a Counter-Strike teamwork where you have to work together but nobody does. This game encourages and rewards teamwork. Engineers can upgrade eachother's sentry guns, medics get rewarded for healing by charging up their "Ubercharge" meter; once full they get 10 seconds of invulnerability for themselves and their target.
It even encourages people across teams to have fun together. After someone kills you it zooms in on the enemy and shows you the face of death itself. This can sometimes lead to some very silly pictures. If someone happens to kill you multiple times without you getting your revenge then they become your "nemesis". When you're near them a cute icon appears over their head letting you know this is the person you want dead - now.
3. Fun
It's fun, plain and simple. While some games get you frustrated if you lose - death and being mocked by the enemies' characters is funny. Being clubbed to death with a giant wrench then having the guy do a little hoedown on your corpse is enough to make anyone smile.
So if you do end up getting it, just know that I have a server set up for the friends I've made over the internet. You can find the server information over at the site, or connect directly to it. It's a 24 man server located in Dallas that is up with all the maps all the time.
Server Information: http://agnphtf2.nuclearfallout.net

1 part Frangelico
1 part Chambord
Splash of Cranberry
Shake lightly until chilled, strain into shot glass.
I recently found about this drink at the local bar. Swear to god it tastes pretty damn dead on a pb&j. The only thing that is missing is the feel of the bread from the sandwich. Other than that the hazelnut and raspberry liquors make this very sweet sexy shot. One of those you can give to even the non-drinker in your life if you want them to have a shot with you.
This would make more sense if you knew the guys. Oh well.
Got my packaged today. Or, I got my empty box today in which I'll send my xbox away to be "repaired" and sent back probably in a month or something lame.
I also can't think of a whole lot that has happened in the past two days. Alex pointed out that I had messed up my card arrangement, meaning I had to move the remainer 45 pages of cards (9 pockets each) back by one. Which sucked :(
Also it has come to my attention many nerds out there don't know what nerdcore is. This saddens me. It's nerd rap and it's fucking awesome. YTcracker is my favorite so far, mainly because he is a big poster over at the forums I always hang out at. He releases most (I think all) of his work for free (as do most nerdcore artists) and it's worth taking a glance at even if you think you don't like rap.
MP3 Time!
If you enjoy it then you can find the full album for free over at his site: http://www.ytcracker.com/free-music/
ItsTheDoc will now respond to all requests in the form of Yes, No, or Wait.
http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=225934&cid=18295166
Look, let me explain something about group dynamics in general and geek psychology in particular. Every group develops little markers that let members know if someone is a part of the group. Particular ways of speaking, writing, or acting, little jokes, that sort of thing.Many geeks grew up as outsiders. We were smarter, but lacked social skills. Dumber but more popular people felt threatened by our brains and put us down, picked on us, and so forth. One characteristic that groups of those dumber people adopted as their group marker was a disdain for all things intellectual. One thing many geeks have adopted is just the opposite, a respect for all things intellectual, to distinguish ourselves from them.
Do you see where this is going?
You come on a geek message board spouting anti-intellectualism, "Oh, you dorks, proper spelling and grammar don't matter. Get over yourselves." You have just identified yourself as "one of them," an outsider, probably anti-intellectual, most likely of the same sort that picked on many of us as kids.
Proper spelling and grammar are one of our shibboleths, along with Natalie Portman, hot grits, and Beowulf clusters. It isn't primarily about communication, although that is a factor. It is about identity. We are geeks. Geeks are smart. Smart people spell words correctly and use proper grammar. That is who we are.
When people here correct your spelling or grammar, they are really just trying to carry on our culture, and help you fit in. You don't have to, but if you don't, you will be seen as an outsider by many here. That's just how it is with people. You know the old saying, "When in Rome..."
This seemed like a very... well GOOD description of the nerds who point out the spelling. For some reason it made me really happy to read this.
I'm not suffering alone - this is some scary shit.
Demetri is my new favorite comic here. I was searching around for more Mitch Hedberg standup or ANYTHING and came across this guy. Demetri is pretty funny in that he doesn't give a straight line, punchline, laughter. He's somewhere between Mitch's dry self-serving humor and a prop comic. Just watch, you'll understand.
Also as many people have been talking about the Mencia vs. Rogan battle. I really hate Carlos and I think I hate Joe Rogan just as much. What I do find admirable however is how Rogan has called Carlos out at the cost of his own neck to point out he is a joke thief and is generally a douche-bag.
Oh and also: Dane Cook Sucks.com
I use to like Dane Cook until I started to hear that he was stealing jokes as well. Once I found out he was just rehashing I kind of lost the want to listen to him. His material is still funny (all though not his) but the fact that it's stolen and stuff just makes it... annoying to listen to.


http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/
Read the story, laugh. Then go listen to their interview.
Boston fucked up and now is trying to find a scapegoat - seriously just admit you over reacted. You can even spin it in a somewhat decent manner. "Apologies for overreacting but we were just taking every step necessary to ensure the safety of the American people."
Blam. Done, apologized, over. Slow news day is the worst.
Also if you live in boston please post some flyers.
Warning: WoW Nerd Chat
Warning: WoW Nerd Chat
My mana regen is bugged right now, I get like 400 per tick in and out of battle. I have no idea why but this is AWESOME.
Ok after fiddling with it I found out I'm getting 5100 over 30 seconds (like the Filtered Draconic Water) but I'm getting it all the time. If I drink the water then I "reset" the bug and I go back to normal debuffing.
I took a video of it, not the best but shows you something. My hud is kind of transparent so I try to move it around enough so you can make it out. My mana bar is the inner section of the two you'll see in the battle scene.
The first part is me just casting my buff and wasting all mana, then getting it back in super fast time, not drinking or anything. I then mouse over to show my spirit which is normal and that I have no crazy odd buff on or anything. In the second half I just try to dump mana, half way through the fight I just do nothing but spam drain life (destro warlock here) and I finish with pretty much full mana, takes two ticks and I'm done.

regen.wmv (6mb WMV)
WoW Nerd Chat Over
So this guy on these forums I post accused me of being some kind of manslut. After internet-arguing for like 20 mintues I got him to say he was wrong.
This is what followed:
(sorry for de-sync)

I normally wouldn't waste my posting space with links to something else but this one got me chuckling.

Source: this ytmnd
I am now a happy man. I will be camping out to get this damn console!
(this was taken from the e3 coverage of nintendo, so this isn't some bad fan-made thing)

So for once digg.com actually had something non-php/ajax/css/nintendo revolution/fanboy bs, and it actually led to me buying stuff.
How awesome is that? I've always wanted a headcrab plush and now I am getting one! :D When you click on the closeup of the tag it says "Half-Life Critters", which leads me to believe there might be more. So possibly I'll be ending up with a whole mesa de negro of these fun guys. A houndeye would be cool, or even a bullsquid. NONO! A chumtoad :D
Also, about my downtime (not that you care).
I was being hosted for free by my good friend Racso, and I helped run a much larger site on that same server. Well he went through some financial problems and decided paying for this server really wasn't a high priority for him. So I went out and now own my own server wtih full root access and control. I have a terrabyte of transfer and 60gb of storage.
Right now I'm still getting everything all aligned and setup but when the time comes I might be able to host some people for something in return *winkwinknudgenudge*
Had to check this out and steal it for myself n..n; Hope you don't mind too much.
edit: Not exactly sure on why it isn't working on the Individual Archive Template :(
I think I might have to give up on that part.
Got my G-15 today :D


So today my family is having their Thanksgiving dinner, because everyone was busy yesterday. It's kind of sweet <3
Other than that I have to share these two really really really cool movies.
The first one is a flash, about 5 megs, and every gamer's dream (sort of).
Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter: Really lame dialog, super extreme awesome fighting.
And the second one is funny as hell, it's the new commercial for the PSP, really small file.
PSP Nutty (1.9mb MOV)
So I check my spam email and get this.
What the fuck do I even make of this one?

So I was playing Garry's Mod and I finally figured out how to get the numpad thrusters to work. So I spawned myself father Gregory, and welded his crazy ass to my vehicle as so.



Then I found out he could pull some killer donughts with his new vehicle :D
http://itsthedoc.net/images/dorifto_father.wmv


Coonie needs to clean his house.
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I just bought this CD off of Amazon for like $10 or something. It's "True Love Waits: Christopher O'Riley Plays Radiohead". I'm usualy not a big piano buff, but hearing some of these songs in the flowing sound of piano just makes the music sound so much more powerful.
I'm also blown away that they managed to remix it to play with just a solo piano.
He looka like a Doc.
This is Zoopnazi from gen[m]ay. (I'm on left)


I thought it was me at first.
Closest pic I can get to that hair length

Not sure what it is, or why I drew it. But I did. So... yeah.
It's official; Netcraft confirms: Spelling is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Spelling Nazi community when IDC confirmed that proper spelling market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Web users. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that proper spelling has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Proper spelling is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive writing test.
You don't don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict the future of proper spelling. The misspelled hand writing is on the wall: Spelling faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for spelling because spell-checking is dying. Things are looking very bad for the Spelling Nazis. As many of us are already aware, spelling continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Microsoft Word spell checker is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Word developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Spell checking in Microsoft Word is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Oxford English Dictionary publishers Oxford University state that there are 7000 users of the OED. How many users of Merriam-Webster are there? Let's see. The number of OED versus Merriam-Webster posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Merriam-Webster users. Wiktionary posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Merriam-Webster posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of the Wiktionary. A recent article put Microsoft Word Spell Checker at about 80 percent of the electronic dictionary market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Word spell-check users. This is consistent with the number of poorly-spelled Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Microsoft, abysmal sales and so on, Word went out of business and was taken over by Microsoft Office who sell another troubled spell-checker. Now Microsoft Office is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that proper spelling has steadily declined in market share. Spelling is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If spelling is to survive at all it will be among linguist dilettante dabblers. Spelling continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, spelling is dead.
"Natural Blues" by Moby, from his "Play" CD.
Apparently somewhere in Europe there is this 1 way mirrored bathroom.
I so need one.
Inside View:

Outside View:

I just got a message from the winner of that ebay auction:
Dear drgamez,
hi...i'm an ebay member and i just won Playstation 2 System w/PS2 Controller WORKS GREAT Item number: 8112740563 ....I saw the bidding history and u wanted to buy the item ...i dont want this item so if u like u can have the item.
Thank you,
themaster001
You all posted comments? Yeah. Do that again you nazis.
Also, qTip b0y uploaded this picture to my stuff folder:

And now I must find a suit like his.
Not Solaan this time, this JUST came in the mail :D

http://www.essex1.com/people/dkim68/genmay/dance/dance.html
I didn't make this but holy crap I have fans.
Yeah, forgot I had these in my wallet. I was bored in Geology class again so I decided I should draw, so I found scraps of paper and did just that.


So I posted this picture of me:

And offored a title ($5) to the best photoshopped image. So this is what [M] handed back to me.






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Well I'm sitting here doing an art project on pattern, and have this really cool design in my head. The early stage of it looked like this:

Closeup, and current position:

I got a bit bored an embedded a message into it:

So then I got to thinking, if you want to have your message inside my art project, just list it here before Tuesday, if I think it is good enough, I'll embed it in.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/joker101/172992.html
If they were smart enough to use a blog with trackback features, I would do it that way, but instead, I link.
RULES OF ANIME!
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity: The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differentiated Gravitation: Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Accoustics: In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion: In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion: The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability: Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality: 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality: It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis: Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
#10 - Law of Dramatic Multiplicity: Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
#11 - Law of Inherent Combustability: Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corrallary: Anything that explodes bulges first.
#12 - Law of Phlogistatic Emission: Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13 - Law of Energetic Emission: There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.
#14 - Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude: The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly porportional to its size.
#15 - Law of Inexhaustability: No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
#16 - Law of Inverse Accuracy: The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corrallary: The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corrallary: Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corrallary: Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.
#17 - Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability: Minmei is a bimbo. (* Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff need to get out more. *)
#18 - Law of Hemoglobin Capacity: The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood. Sometimes more.
#19 - Law of Demonic Consistency: Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt bladed weapons.
#20 - Law of Militaristic Unreliability: Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignifigant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
#21 - Law of Tactical Unreliability: Tactical geniuses aren't....
#22 - Law of Inconsequential Undetectability: People never notice the little things.... Like a missing body part, or wounds the size of Seattle.
#23 - Law of Juvenile Intellectuality: Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
#24 - Law of Antagonistic Americanthropomorphism: The really nasty 'Bad Guys' are always skinny Americans.
#25 - Law of Americanthropomorphistic Intellectual Inferiority: The stupid 'Good Guys' are always big Americans.
First Corrallary: The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect)
Second Corrallary: The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
#26. Ever cat/elvan/animal/ girl must be in skimpy clothing.
#27. Tentecales are naughty.
# 28. Robots must battle other robots.
# 29. Robots, during battle, must destory large suspisiously empty buildings.
Welcome to Your Blog Makes Baby Jesus Cry!
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Doc Shit-O-Meter 7/10

(This is a re-do of someone elses, I think she would look better with larger wings, so I gave them to her)

I am yet to make a real blog entry, but bear with me. I drew up Nimbus last night so... huzzah and shit.


We aren't going down without a fight.
http://www.spymac.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=62797&papass=&sort=1&thecat=500
XD This is just a great parody picture done by sydtsai, and it speaks truth on sooo many levels.