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Rent is due.

I have the money for rent, but I also don't have much other money right now. This last month I had to spend a lot of money. Between buying clothes for the wedding, to the presents for all the occasions it was just a messy month. I lost a good $500 to stuff I didn't want to spend money on, and because of that I didn't get to save anything other than my normal $200.

Our rent is a little over a grand, and I have about $1.4k right now. We also do not have ANY food here. None. It's kind of sad to think I cannot go shopping at this moment because I need to work a bit more. It wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that my friend Eevee is gone off to work in Pittsburgh again for a few more weeks. This means I can't split bills 3 ways while he's gone. I do have Bryan here but he's still trying to pay me back for stuff he owes me. He's picked up 7 days of work next week - I hope those work out because if they don't then I'm just going to have to pick up a second job as a bar back somewhere, his isn't cutting it.

I don't think my money problems are AS bad as I'm making them out to be. I do have some tips from the last two nights in my wallet and I do work tonight which is another hundred bucks - which covers the comcast bill that should be coming soon.

I just cannot wait for July to get here because there are NO stupid holidays, NO birthdays I need to worry about. I can just work and build up my cash reserves again and get this money train back on track.

Speaking of money I have been thinking about stand up comedy for a while. I don't think I'd be any good at it but I always have idolized comedians and I've wanted to do stand up since I was younger. I don't know what I would do because I don't have any jokes, I just happen to have a great sense of timing. I guess it would be better on a improv team but that humor never is as cool as stand up's build up and callback type of humor.

Also we got a propane grill from Bryan's parents. I haven't put it together yet because I have nothing to cook but I'm very excited that I can actually GRILL stuff now!

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If you're reading this then I have successfully moved over to our new server, running at the speed of fucking light.

Also: comments are back because they won't crash this one.

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Just so I have this written down somewhere.

Booze:

* Crown Royal
* Kahlúa
* Bombay Dry Gin
* 1800 Reposado
* Cherry Brandy
* Bacardi 151
* Bacardi Limon
* Bacardi Superior
* Meyer's Dark Rum
* Parrot Bay Mango rum
* Parrot Bay Coconut rum
* Captain Barbossa Spiced Rum
* Jägermeister
* Whiskey
* Hpnotiq
* Vodka
* Orange Vodka
* Goldshlager
* Southern Comfort
* Christian Brothers
* Rumple Minze
* Bailey's Irish Cream
* Disarono
* Midori
* Cointreau
* Triple Sec
* Peach Schnapps
* Sour Apple Pucker

Mixers/Others:

* Bitters
* Milk
* Sweet & Sour
* Orange / Cranberry / Pineapple / Apple Juice
* Coke / Sprite / Mountain Dew
* Grednadine
* Sweetened Lime Juice
* Lime / Lemon Juice
* Ginger Ale
* Tonic
* Club Soda
* Vanilla Ice Cream
* Chocolate Syrup
* Margarita Mix
* V8 / Bloody Mary Mix
* Coconut Cream

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I guess I should update something so my blog doesn't look like I've been binge drinking since the jell-o shots like a month ago.

Char came over last week or something sometime to spend a week with us. I do have to admit we drank a lot. Mostly because he's never been drunk so I wanted to let him at least enjoy that. During the time here we went and saw Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. The critics are a bit harsh on this movie but they do make a few good points - it's just a LOT of stuff crammed into this last episode. During the movie I did get to see a few previews including Ratatouille, a new pixar movie. It looks good because it has a mouse. Yeah.

Work has been going pretty slow, other than Father's Day coming up it should be getting pretty stagnant. They put me back on Sunday morning on-call, which is funny because... I don't call in nor care about missing work then. I close the night before (out of there at 2am) and they want me to call in at 9am to see if I have to work that morning. To be honest I've only been called in like twice but still they are kind of pulling a douche move keeping me on like that - it's a waste of my "talent".

Last night I went to my first bar after work. Nothing special, just headed off with Nicole to have a few beers. We had a good long talk about everything, I think either A) she wants to sleep with me or B) she wants to mold me into a better fag so she can become a fag hag and add me to her collection. I got a lot of juicy gossip I'm not at liberty to share (not as if anyone cares).

Also at work we switched the channel (radio) to some dance station or what not and the Napolean Dynamite dance song came on. I'm pretty sure if it wasn't because of that movie I wouldn't like the song as much but as soon as I hear it I want to dance just like he did D:

So whenever I hear it I need to share it. Canned Heat by Jamiroquai

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