Yes. I am 19 today.
Didn't know my birthday was today? Well it's much more subtle and subdued than my last birthday.
So I might as well recap the last year month by month, only the big things.
April 2004
I get my new computer up and running, still looks the same.

I was still with Navleen
I start playing FFXI

Which my mom quickly begins to see I'm addicted too. It's a fun game, just... bad.
I get tickets to Kraftwerk :D :D :D

My best anigif EVER is made:

Which is quickly followed up by a funny series of anigifs, going BACK TO THE FUTURE.
Posts like this one start pulling more traffic to my site, as they want to see more random stupid shit to make themselves seem more sane.
May 2004
I faked drunk, people believed me. (It was watered down gaterade :hardkore:)

I become a full fledged foodserver.

I had fuzzier hair.
Oh yeah. This is when... a lot of shit went down. I started to get mad at mousegirl's family, knowing they coulnd't ever know I was "bisexual", I couldn't ever let them read this page, I was being hampered. Then I started to wonder if I was homosexual.
I finally admit I can't be with her.
I got myself a spiffy hat, which I wear a lot.

Zeta beats me.
I will make the vague, but I hate my penis, for it commands my wallet to buy many things I should not buying. Stupid Kit Fox.
I finally reveall my final solution.
Paypal suspends my account because I had it linked on the AGNPH.
I cancel my FFXI subscription.
I become a ninja.

I also rasturbate freeman into something awesome.

I buy tickets with my soon to be boyfriend, and cancel Everquest. <3
I roll with the bling

June 2004
I get really gay and put up a pounced ad.
I pull agnph off my server, guess which month that was?

The tail I ordered STILL hasn't gotten here, it has been a long fucking time too. Then about 10 minutes after I post that...

I get gayer.
I have my first gay experience with Mirgar.
I buy FFVII.
I /almost/ buy a PS2.
I go to traffic school.
Somewhere I reactivated FFXI.
I start my "fruit and veggie" only diet to help my taste.
2 days into it I begin hating life.
July 2004
*ring**pickup*
"Hello?"
"Hi, uh... who's this?"
Gordon
"Is this Zora Cat?"
No this is DrGamez
"Is there anyone else there?"
No
"Oh.. bye"
*hangup*
I go to AC, and
fall in love with Bryan.
Right after getting back, I get a notice we are being evicted..
My dad finds my lube.
People think I look like Justin Timberlake... SOMEHOW.
I realize how deeply I love my racoon.
I get ideas to print my blog when the year anniversary comes, but I never do it.
I plan on going to Conifur, just to see coonieboy.
PORN RUN
I start a free trial of SWG.
I fall asleep handcuffed to my bed.
I really need to stop posting such sexually explicit things in my journal.
I play with the skunks.

My brother begins the worst couple of months ever.
August 2004
Bui becomes comment number 666.
I get a cellphone.
Ragzie makes this:

nimbus_raccoon: I want to have SEX with GORDON REYNOLDS
nimbus_raccoon: SO HARD
I get my hand on CS:S beta. Awesomeness ensues.
Someone draws me so gay it hurts.


I get FREE round-trip tickets to Conifur.
Poland can suck my balls.
September 2004
I grow closer to people at work.
Garden State changes my life.
I realize I may have a fetish for bunnybois.

I was a fat kid.
I start messing with EQ2 as I wait for it to be released.

I draw Nimbus in like 20 seconds:

I mod out my G3

Conifur '04

October 2004
[I've lost this post like 3 times now. Pissing me off]
I go to my first strip club. Lack of maleparts makes me bored. I watch Sienfield on their TV instead :/
My art from conifur gets here.

My redneck farm adopts raccoons en masse.

I angst with vee, want coonie, get depressed about having to finally move out of my "home".
November 2004
Because of the move I don't have internet, I post offline and play single-player games a lot more. I pretty much beat Paper Mario in a week.
I start grinding in EQ2. God I hated that game looking back.
A spider tries to give me oral sex. A big spider.
I become a consumer whore.

Unlike last Thanksgiving, this year I made $136.
I put up a X-Mas wish list, that gets lots of comments.
MMOs invade my subconsious, and I defeat my grandpa or something.
December 2004
Clarence T. Hare draws me, then dissappears with my $20.

AGNPH shuts down. Then re-opens.

I get a certain "package" for x-mas. Lets just say:

I like this shirt.

My genmay secret santa present arrives.
I miss my rec10 final.
I start doodling a lot.
Christmas. Yay :D
I go visit coonie for the new year. I see snow. I am confused.
Janurary 2005
I get back from WA.
I run a quest to blockbuster.
Still doodling.

I try to sell EQ2. No go.
I start playing WoW.
I book a flight for Spring Break to see Bryan again.
Feburary 2005
My webcam works again.
I finally get my just deserts, and get promoted to department head/trainer at Black Angus. I now rock.

I make my 666th post. Waste it on something dumb.
I start saving a lot more money.

I learn how to dynamically switch styles, swich to .php pages.
I get my root canal started and stuff.
My HL2DM shirt comes. It rocks. I'm wearing it right now.

I train to be management.
They tell me I can't be management.
Bryan stole my purity. He keeps it in a lockbox now.
I start playing with Garry's Mod.
March 2005
I get a temporary crown put on.
My dad hits a pole.
I dropout of college for now.
I head off too coonie's place for spring break, such much cock.
Recap
So yeah, this has been a pivital year of my life. I have gone from "Straight" to gay, girlfriend to boyfriend, state to state, etc to etc.
Happy birthday Gordon. You/I deserve the best the world can give you.