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Yeah so, I know my posts have been short an pointless, I've been busy making sure the AGNPH doesn't fucking explode.
It's actually 100% ready to go now, but we will open it at 12am on the 31st. I did some reworking and got some of the main pages redone without tables, so it's kind of cooler now.
Also - my birthday is in 11 days, kind of snuck up on me.
April 10th :O
I shall be the 19.
So yeah, I want to add another style to my blog, any suggestions?
So yeah. Let me make a small factual rundown.
Days spent: 8
Unfings: Probably between 5-10
U-Haul trucks I broke: 1
Days spent packing: 4
Movies watched: 3
Accidental Lisps of Gheyness: Way to fucking many @..@
Times I used Chopsticks: 2
Now for some cryptic messages of fun.
Yes vee, that toy was icky, but oddly fun. More fun by yourself I would assume.
Blue Angel Bloopers = Bwoff!
I really need to buy The Birdcage, that is a fucking hilarious movie. Although the son in it is sort of an ass.
Napolean Dynomite is one of those movies that is funnier the second time around, I should go out and buy it.
Gran Turismo 4 gets easier with a 749hp car.
People in MGS3 like to blow up.
I need a fucking bunny boy @..@!
I helped coonie move out of his appartment. I also did a lot of cleaning and stuff over there. Living with him is going to be a mess n..n; He's a sweet boy and I love him, but he is really frazzled half the time, which leads to many cute things, hehe.
I also went out to Tokyo Ninja, a Japanese steakhouse where they cook the food at your table. The chef guy was really funny and I had an excellent time there. And deep fried ice-cream is UNGODLY GOOD.
Also, it looks like coonie beat me with a bat <3
I also didn't take many pics, I was busy just enjoying my time with Bryan.
This was actually a chair at his house. Apparenly the coon family are master craftsmen. And yes that is a toilet seat held on with rope of some sort.
I want to eat this fucking cat. It has more fluff than my dryer after a week of not cleaning out the lint trap @..@;
I got kind of lazy so I didn't write any entires past this one :/
I'll update when I get home with lots of pics and shtuff.
:O
I just sucked coon penis once :O :O :O
(this is not an automated entry)
Omg I'm in Washington! :D
Right now I should be driving back to Coonie's place. God I can't tell you how great it feels to first see his face and hug him. Entire body just melts and swoons like a pathetic 12 year old girl at a backstreet boy concert or something.
Well the drive back to his place is about an hour, so we might stop and get something to eat. Or rather, coonie will stop and forcefeed me something to eat cause he's kinky like that <3.
I brought my playstation 2, so I'm going to see how well the fuzzlebutt does in Gran Turismo 4. Even though he says he sucks at racing games, mwhaha.
Hrm. Pet Shop Boys are on the iPod right now... whenever I hear them I think of Bryan now. n..n;
Well the flight is taking off right now, I'm a bit less nervous than usual. I have noticed I have flown a LOT in the past year. Kind of awesome figuring I used to be petrified of flying, now I can sleep through the entire damn thing. The only thing I don't like still is properller planes. They aren't scary, just really really uncofmortable cause of how bumpy and small they are.
I should be at Bryan's in about 2.5 hours or something. Maybe I'll get a coke.
Itinerary:
Saturday, March 19 - SAN JOSE CA(SJC) to SEATTLE TACOMA WA(SEA)
Flight 2381 V
Depart SAN JOSE CA(SJC) at 01:15PM and
Arrive in SEATTLE TACOMA WA(SEA) at 03:25PM
Sunday, March 27 - SEATTLE TACOMA WA(SEA) to SAN JOSE CA(SJC)
Flight 624 H
Depart SEATTLE TACOMA WA(SEA) at 10:55AM and
Arrive in SAN JOSE CA(SJC) at 01:00PM
Just incase coonie doesn't get my text message.
So yeah, I'm leaving today in about 12 hours to go see Bryan for 8 days <3. This is going to be so much fun n..n; I don't really have much to say, getting all giddy about taking off again.
I do have this though:
Your package is in the UPS system and is on time with a scheduled delivery date of Mar 22, 2005.
So that should make coon /quite/ happy when he reads it. If he does ^..^;
Also: You will be noticing my blog will be posting entries... FOR me. That is because I wrote them in advance, just to keep you guys entertained or something.
So yeah, I'm turning a profit buying low and selling high in the AH cause I'm a dirty, dirty man :(
But look, I have cute things to show:
http://itsthedoc.net/images/WoW/ninja_coon.wmv
What the... hell is this?
Battle ready TEAM GOOO.
So yeah. I have become a college dropout. I was only taking two classes this semester, for the sole purpose of decieving my parents to believe that I was in school full time. I was dropped out of my one early art class, because I couldn't get their in time, too many lates count as an absence. Then I just didn't show up one day - slept in, and I was dropped.
Then I just had my one graphic design class, which was depressingly easy as it was. So easy I just didn't want to deal with it. So I dropped it, leaving me with no classes. Needless to say my parents are... upset.
I don't want to drop out though, I just want to move and put all this college bs behind me, I want to start over again, I don't care if I lose all those units - they aren't going to transfer worth shit anyways. So here I am stuck with two sets of advice and consolation. One side says I have just wasted my life, it's impossible to go back once you leave. The other side says it's good that I just move and find myself, getting back into school is easy if you really want to do it.
I don't really care, I don't have any bad feelings for dropping out, taking a semester off, whatever you call it.
I mgiht call up my old manager, Scott - who now works in corporate. There is an opening form 12-4pm, M-F, $10/hr over at corporate, which would be a nice $400 every two weeks to help me save up. Either that or I will just get another day job, I don't want to just be sitting around all day :/.
Well I do, but I won't - cause I will feel really bad about my life and everything.
In the whole "parents getting upset thing" they also said I couldn't go to see Bryan this spring break, even though I bought the ticket. I know they overreacted and I'm still talking with them, but I still don't have a definate answer if I will be going or not. Talking more with my dad leads me to beleive it will be a yes if I just calmy state things that I need to say and get that part over with.
So my brother is in Juvinille hall.
:D
FUCKING FINALLY THE LITTLE BITCH.
So yeah, I have become the gayest nerd ever. Yesterday I bought a 128mb flash drive, and it was cool and stuff, I need it for my PStwo, class, and other random things. But I needed a place to put it where I would always have it. So what do I do? Put it on my necklace. Now I'm hella nerdy, on top of being hella gay.
Half-Life Story
So I was browsing around HL1's sound files and came across a Nihlianth folder (the last boss). I opened it up and what I found is incredible. The lines he says put toget more parts of the story. I rared them all for you to download if you wish, so you can confirm this. Some of his lines:
you are man... he is not man... for you he waits.. for you...I assume he is talking about G-Man, proving that G-Man isn't fucking human, but he is waiting for you (as you find out why in HL2).
they're slaved, we are their slavesThe Vortigaunts are slaves of the Combine forces.
the last... you are the last... you are...This line makes sense if you remember all the other HEV suited bodies you saw in Xen, who couldn't get as far as you did. They know you are the last one to come to Xen, for you are the "One free man" as the Vortigaunts in HL2 call you.
And if you are confused about any of this, I encourage you to check out the Half-Life Saga for an amazingly detailed storyline summary so far.
Dad update
He is doing good, just worn out from the medication and siezures he has been having after getting into the accident.
My dad has seizures every so often, but he has gotten to the point that he can literally fight through them. When he feels an attack is coming he rests for a few minutes and just concentrates until it passes. He had a small scare this morning, which I talked him through it. Then he took off to the store to get some beer, he was gone for a long while. 30... 40... an hour. Then we get a call from the hospital, from my dad.
Apparently on his way back he creamed the shit out of some pole after blacking out, so we don't know if he had a seizure or what. He is ok, he was the one who called us and stuff, but htis really sucks for his license. We had to really fight to allow him to keep driving after they found out he had seizures, and now that they have PROOF he may be unsafe to drive, this sucks. He is the major source of money for our family and goes to work like at 4am, it would suck to have to drive him for the rest of his working life :/
So for insurance reasons I went down to get some pics before PG&E moved it too far away.
in case you didn't read, my father is alive and well, just really fucking dumb, THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.
Almost hit $3,000
I love jobs.
I got Gran Turismo 4, FINALLY.
The rest of stuff for coon (mwhaha seekrets) came today.
I got the other part of my root canal done today, so I have a metal tooth until they put the real crown on it.
HL2 and CS:S finished downloading.
So yeah, all in all, today rocks :D.
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Very poorly made website, but has a lot of good stories/pet peeves/information on the waitering job. We are usualy bitter because we have to be to survive.
...when I ask if anyone would like something to drink and the guests recoil in horror, offended, assuming I could only have meant a dreaded, evil, filthy ALCOHOLIC concoction:"NO we DON'T DRINK!!! I'll-have-an-iced-tea."
Is iced tea not a drinkable substance?
So yeah. I went in and picked up my check today, we had corporate all around and one of them stopped me and let me know I couldn't be MOD/Manager until I was 21.
I'm only 18. I have 2+ years stuck as a waiter until I'm allowed to move up. Needless to say I am not feeling my best.
