How I made $18 million
My scanner isn't working for windows XP, so you have to excuse the crappy webcam shot of this. I paid for a soda, and the machine said I should get $18 million back. Granted I paid $18,882,823 :|
Best soda evar.

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My scanner isn't working for windows XP, so you have to excuse the crappy webcam shot of this. I paid for a soda, and the machine said I should get $18 million back. Granted I paid $18,882,823 :|
Best soda evar.

Yeah, I'm making this post from Shortbus. (Shortbus is the name of this tangarine iMac my dad brought home from work). I don't really know what to do with this thing, latley I have just put it up to hold my messengers and IRC client, as I game on my main PC but... thats kind of boring. It's not powerful enough to load up Mac OSX, so I can't have any fun with that. It almost seems I am destined to never have a OSX computer in this household.
New games
Well latley I have been playing a lot of Gunbound and Unreal Tournament 2004. As you know I went out and bough Everquest but... something about it just isnt' capturing my imagionation like FF:XI. I'm not going to go back to Final Fantasy or anything... but if EverQuest continues to be this boring I think I wont be making past the trial month.
I actually think it may be the graphics. I know the game is very old (in computer dates) but... just coming from something that I didn't think look all that impressive (FFXI) and then stepping WAY down again, kind of hurts the fun appeal for me...
I would have to give all the stuff Nimbus gave me, back ^..^;
One thing I'm sure on however, I will be buying World of Warcraft, just cause that game will be crazy fun.
iMac
This mouse is really starting to piss me off. It is one of those retarded puck mice, you know, the one's that look like oversized skittles with a button? Yeah, those ones piss me off. I much rather have one of the new clear optical mice, where the entire thing is a button.
Antrhrocon
Well last night me and Nimbus bought our tickets and whatnot. I'm going to be so nervous on the day I have to fly out there. I have never been on a plane and I have a small fear of it, mostly because of the unknown.
So far I am going to be rooming with the racoon and his moogle friend. I also have to find out about how we will all be meeting up. Meeting my roomates wont be that hard because... well we'll all have the same room, but meeting up with all the other furs I have met through IRC and whatnot.
I would ask everyone who is going to AC and wants to meet me to sign a comment so I can get an idea who I have to meet, but that would involve people to 1) Not be lazy and post comments and 2) Not be lazy and post comments. Now getting both of those things in the same day are quite a miracle.
I am more excited over meeting everyone that I am going to the con. Sure that will be fun, maybe I will be able to dance or something.
Tail
And that reminds me, White Wolf (the girl who wa making my tail about... 9 months ago) finally realized what went wrong. She mailed my tail out to me not too long after I bought it, but there was a problem with the postage, or maily address or something - and the post office kept sending mail to her to come pick it up. I e-mailed her about 8 months later and asked where my tail was, and she said she mailed it, but there was this one package that kept getting sent back. Since I never got my package we deducted that returned one was probably mine.
So we could just get it sent back to me right?
No. After like 5 months of trying to return a package the USPS just throws it into tis lost mail bin or whatever. So she supposedly mailed it this past Monday, so I should get it next week sometime. I just really hope I get it this time, I mean I ordered it last OCTOBER for christ's sake.
Work
Well as of a few days ago I am no longer a busser at all. There are 4 different schedules, Bar/Busser/Server/Front Desk. A few days ago, like I said, Scott decided to take me off the busser's schedule list and just let me be a full time server.
Now I use the word "full-time" very loosley, I only work at max 3 days a week now, partly because I don't sell very well. I'm doing ok for just starting out, but I can't seem to sell really good dinner and drinks in one night, I only get one or another.
And just a note, whenever you bring a coupon to a resturaunt and don't buy anything extra, a part of the server dies and they don't want to serve you as well. You come in, use coupon, only want water, no desert or appitizer, no addons or extras... yeah... that really, really meses up our averages and it makes us very lackluster towards your service because we know even if you tip the 15%, that means like $3 from your broke ass.
Lineage II
My bad, Lineage II isn't the crazy good looking game, that was Guild Wars. Lineage II still looks pretty good and I might get that instead of paying for another month of EverQuest. I feel really bad about the whole EQ thing though, because Nimbus was really excited that I went out and bought the game :P
Buuuut I think I have run out of things to say for the moment.
Image no work :[
Do not fear, your death shall be quick.



Do not fear, for I love every creature that posts in these fine threads.
I had to disguise myself as a lowly 13k so as not to frighten the non-believers.
So I come down to you all today and proclaim, the hour of Doc is upon thee.
Will you convert to the church of the MJK?
Not a whole lot happening today. For some reason I cleaned the entire house...
yeah.. odd.
GOOD NEWS, JUNE 9th! RENO 911 COMES BACK ON AIR!
I'm not really going to talk about you guys if you get it right :P
That wouldn't be very Doc-like of me now would it.
Mousegirl, Linkshot, and Farhad still kick ass though for getting it right. Mousegirl holds a bit more kickass power though... cause she can beat me in Soul Calibur II.
Ok, time to see how much my reader's know me, if you get this question right, then I will give you a shoutout and whatnot on my next post.
So if you want to be talked about, you gotta get this question right.
Q: What are the only two things I have written on my backpack?
I just noticed my page... updates itself. I don't feel like explaining how, but... it's cool.
Nimbus talked me into getting EverQuest.
So... I will go get that soon.
... I cancelled my FFXI subsription.
If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.
For ANYONE that reads my blog and plays Unreal Tournament 2004, please tell me. I'm looking for people to play with - I suck so bad :P
BUT IT'S SO FUN.
And I got a hair cut.
Before:

After:





I Rasturbated today, and that came out real nice looking.
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Friends, lovers, family, aquantices, complete strangers - head my words.
It is time for an internet genocide. Yes. Genocide. It is time for us to systematically hunt out and kill an entire race of people.
Which race?
Those who do not believe in the evolution of the internet.
Below is a list of people we must murder.
1. People who use AOL by choice for more than 6 months.
2. Anyone who is too lazy to type out words like "are" and "you", replacing them with letters instead.
3. ANYONE USING INTERNET EXPLORER BY CHOICE
4. Any person who talks in "1337" after the age of 13.
5. Any person that things blinking text is usefull and fun.
6. Any website that is IE only, not even letting other browsers see a shitty version of the facist site.
7. Anyone who codes shitty CSS just so they can have their IE scroll bars a different color.
8. Anyone that is on more than one AIM/ICQ/YIM/MSN name at the same time.
9. Anyone that has more than 3 different e-mail addresses.
10. Geocities.
11. The fucker who created flaming blue text.
12. Anyone who asks "a/s/l"
This is just a short list of people that need to found, and stabbed in the face. These people are stopping the evolution of the internet. Mainly the IE one, but AOL is just as bad. Instead of moving on and seeing just because it came with your OS, doesn't mean its good. They do not understand the newest things and IE isn't expected to be updated until Longhorn in 2006.
2006.
If I gave you a pair of glasses, and one lense had a small crack in it, would you wear them? Well pretend the world was the internet and the glasses were called IE. You can live with the crack, but it's always there.
Now what if I said I would repair it for you.
After I charge you $200 for a new frame and will do it in 2006?
It is time we kill the idiots holding back a better, faster internet.
We all learn through trail and error, so it wont kill us.
The internet should not be handed to us in clickable fun icons that blink smile and dance, it should be a skill you must learn.


If you happen to use one of these for some odd... ODD reason, my website fucking hates you.
Ever wonder why there is this big gap?

THAT'S THERE BECAUSE IE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON.
If you used a better browser, say FireFox, then you would see this.

:|
Fuck IE.


So my dad was suprising ALL for Nimbus staying over my house for 2 days before the con, which is quite cool. He didn't like the idea of me flying *for the first time* out of state *for the first time* to crash with some internet stranger in a wierd hotel room half a country away. ^..^; He wasn't going to stop me but I understand his fears.
Nimbus will be here either the 5th or 6th, I already forgot :P and then we will take the same flight over to AC where we will be there from July 8th to the 11th, possibly longer if we can reserve one more day. Apparently Kupok is crashing with us as well. I don't think I've ever talked to the guy more than... thrice? But oh well, I have a very hard time not getting along with new people.
I will make the vague, but I hate my penis, for it commands my wallet to buy many things I should not buying. Stupid Kit Fox.
FF:Boring
I have been thinking of possibly changing my MMORPG game from FF:XI to EverQuest just so I can play with people I know. Right now me and SolidNut play FF:XI, but we don't get a lot of free time and because we are both mages, we can't really party all too well together. Today I was power leveling with some friendly level 10 warrior dude, but I died as usual. I don't even care anymore, I get about 1000xp, then die and take a nice 400xp hit, and call it a night. So I am slowly leveling, just... heh, really really slowly.
New Songs
I didn't realize how much I like George Thorogood, so I went to iTunes and nailed three or four songs, as well as picking up ZZ Top's - Cheap Sunglasses. They remind me of my aviators so much.
I miss my aviator glasses.
I mean I love my hat, don't get me wrong, but nothing shall replace my aviator glasses. The only place I could find those god damned things were about 50-60 miles away in Tracy, in a small gas station that had like 3 pair. And I'm not going to buy no retarded $80 of Ray-Ban aviators. It defeats the whole purpose of them. They are supposed to be $2 and fall apart in a few months, then you buy another pair. That's part of the kickass factor in the aviators.
*sighs* Nobody shall understand the true power of them.
Tablet and Flash
I finally got back around to downloading Macromedia Flash, so I can doodle again. I wish Macromedia would just come to their sences and release a drawing program with all the tools of Flash except for the animation, because you can create such beautiful vector art in there, and you won't want to animate it.
Codename Gordon
This new 2D adventure put out by Sierra has been shunned. I don't understand why FREE GAMES are put down. What did it cost them? Nothing. Its a quirky almost cute Half-Life game to tide over until HL2. Of course it wont tide us over, it's a short game, but god damn - some people just can't shutup and enjoy small bits of fun some days.
Search
I know the search results are all ugly looking right now. I'm not sure why but when I stop being lazy I will drag my ass over there to figure it out.
New Commenting System Soon
I get a lot of spam comments and I'm finally tired of it. So I have decided to install a system that comes with my bloging system. It will make you create a login (that will work on any MT blogging system, like Cail's) before you can post a comment. It will stop all these fucking ads I get about making my penis larger.
I don't want a larger penis, because then you will just tell me to buy a larger house to fit it.
Then you will tell me to lower my morgatge.
And the cycle continues.
Stuff
Fon't forget about my stuff folder, there is still funny things being added in every other day. http://www.itsthedoc.net/stuff/?M=D
Sharks Lose
Fucking Canadians.
(Except Feil and Canukis)
edit: (unless you are Calgary fans, then I dislike you right now)
edit2: (I don't really mean that, I just get angry sometimes.)
Go me.


I need more aviators :|
Not Solaan this time, this JUST came in the mail :D

And yes I'm underwater.
Hiding from teh orcs @..@

"With a rebel yell, she crid more, more more."
Good song.
But onto my rebel-ness. Since my dad thinks I do nothing but freeload around the house (which I have been doing) he says I can't get on the computer today. He thinks ever since my 18th birthday, I do nothing buy defy his authourity. @..@ I have changed one single bit, it's just now that I am 18, all the little annoying things I do seem to stick out at him.
So how am I posting this? Well my dad was talking about the back computer, pyroclast (my new one). I am typing this on my mactop n..n;
Haha, sucker.
I'm still going to get in trouble for this though :P
Hello internet, this is one of your follows DrGamez here. I'm writing on behalf to inform you of the fact you seem to have bored me.
Don't get me wrong, you have always brought me much glee. When I first came to your doors I only thought there was geocities and yahoo, but now I know there is much, much more. You showed me AIM, YIM, ICQ, and IRC.
I made internet 'friends', people I would never meet, and for a time it was good. Then I found e-mail could be a more formal way of dicussing. From e-mail I found mailing groups, then even newsgroups.
Then I found the porn. Oh, you hid it from me well my early years, but I thank you for having so many flashing banners.
After which I found internet message boards, where I could create a "profile"; I could become this DrGamez person I always tagged on the internet. I soon began posting, saddened but intruiged at how fast the boards I posted at died out, or took before going into idleness.
You showed me the world of pirating software, no longer did I have to think of paying $400 for a vector animation tool I would use maybe once to impress a teacher. No longer did I have to wait for a overpriced CD-Key to be e-mailed to me to unlock the feature I wanted.
As my knowledge grew my internet skills did as well. I learned your language, HTML and CSS. While your newest tongue of XML seems a bit foriegn to me, I might go and pick that up one day as well. Your languages helped my own sites grow as well, and by then I have created one your best inventions, the blog.
Here I could post whatever I wanted, and with no real reason. Hell, you are the internet, but I own that website. Nobody can take that from me.
Then I found genmay. From the early noob bashings, to the furry bashing, to the bit of respect I earned, and now here I have stuck this one out.
Thank you internet for giving me so many things to do and be thankful for, but I come to you today with a grave message:
You are boring me.
It hurts to say but I haven't had a good invention or new discover for a couple of months now. Sure I found the fun of MMORPGs, but I need something that doesn't cost money. I need somethign that will recreate the thrill of my first message board post, or my first index.htm.
Please Internet, I need something new.
Sincerley,
DrGamez
You are boring me.
Where are the crazyness, where are the fun times we used to have?
I remember when I first met you internet, you were fresh and new, all I had was yahoo an my geocities page.
Then I found messengers, and other 'friends'.
Then I foun the furry fandom.
But I have run out of things to find. So internet I ask you - please make something new, I'm bored.

I didn't go.
God damn I'm lazy @..@
I don't want to go @..@
Only a week left.
God damn I'm lazy.

But anyways:
You know what I have been noticing, that I am really *afraid* of alcohol. I mean I have that urge to want to try it like... probably the rest of the normal human race, and so far I'm one of the few people I know of that haven't even tried a sip of it, any kind.
It wasn't until those around me started to drink and the increased pressure at work I get to drink that I have realized that I am scared to drink. My family has an addiction problem to just about anything you can think of, that and I know I can drink a lot. Maybe not alcohol, but so far any other beverage hasn't really stopped my thirst. I would just be afraid of becoming an alcoholic, or even a stupid college binge drinker type. I know Nimbus drinks every once in a while, Cail does, my ex drinks heavily, and most of my friends do it socially.
It sounds fun for the most part, but at the same time, I really don't want some sort of chemical to have to loosen me up, or make me feel different, I think thats the part I'm scared of, not having control over me.
So... yeah. Didn't have much a point to this one.
Note: That post a few days back with me "getting drunk" was a fake. It was lime gatorade and water, to make it look like the bottle of Patron I have. I was too scared to even open the bottle up to smell it @..@;;
The link to the left doesn't work right this very second, but it will and then you will see the blog I set my friend Cail up with. Huzzah good buddy.
Also, have a new top image.
In the past two nights I have made $281 in cash tips, and I get my paycheck tomorrow.
So I talked to Navleen today, and it is... final. I no longer have a girlfriend, but I still have a friend, a really great friend.
Still sad, but feel... almost, better now.
I told Navleen I can't deal with a relationship.
I told my mom today I might be gay.
I told my co-workers my eyes were watery because of allergies, not because I was crying all night.
And I keep telling myself everything will be ok.
I've always been horrible at telling lies, so I'm going to say this in public - the world needs to know this.
I love Navleen. My love can no longer be that of a lover or a boyfriend, but I will always be in her life. And the reason I had to break our relationship off... is because I loved her.
4. Everything isn't "fine" (talking about last post), I just really don't want to have to explain the situation and four hours of backstory. I have to find out about myself before I get any deeper into a relationship that I'm not sure I can comitt to.
That's basically the short version. So the next couple of weeks, things between me, mousegirl, and others are going to be wierd~
Let me just really, really and easily recap what happned the last 48 hours.
1. I got mad that I couldn't say I am feeling more gay on my bisexualmeter.
2. I talked to Mousegirl for a long time.
3. Everything is fine. If you need to know more ask me.
I had to clear my mind, so I stole this from Mewtwo.
| Abortion?: | I will never carry a child, so I can't give a stand. Just as long as you don't use this instead of something like a condom. |
| Death Penalty?: | A life in prision is a far much worse scenario, but some people don't even deserve the beauty that is life itself. |
| Prostitution?: | Should be legalized like it is in Reno already. If one city can do it well, then the rest of the country can follow. |
| Alcohol?: | Good social atmosphere thing, but I have this vow to not drink. So far its working. |
| Marijuana?: | More of my life is centered around this drug (I don't use it) than I ever want. |
| Other drugs?: | Mind altering drugs aren't very good for you, but I'm not going to preach what I don't know. |
| Gay marriage?: | Fuck. Yes. |
| Illegal immigrants?: | No comment. |
| Smoking?: | Not the best for you, and really doesn't make you look sexy unless its in a movie or something. |
| Drunk driving?: | Just give your keys to someone somber for christ's sake. |
| Cloning?: | Yes. Its human evolution. |
| Racism?: | Is retarded. |
| Premarital sex?: | Is good, sex is a HUGE part of a relation, if you have a horrible sex life, your relationship WILL suffer. |
| Religion?: | I respect other religions, but I am athiest. |
| The war in Iraq?: | I hope my cousin comes back ok. |
| Bush?: | I don't want to rant, but he's limiting Howard Stern, cloning, and Gay Rights. I'm pretry much done with him. |
| Downloading music?: | Ok, Napster was cool and hip, but ffs people, get a fucking job and BUY your music. The shit you get off of kazaa is shitty anyways. |
| The legal drinking age?: | Keep it at 21, because of it the number of automobile accidents are lower than Germany. |
| Porn?: | I have a small collection of furry porn. Its a fun fantasy as long as you realize IT IS NOWHERE NEAR REALITY. |
| Suicide?: | Takes much more courage than anyone in this society will admit too. |
This topic is old to me and my closest contacts, but new to you all so I will fill you in.
Actually. I'm afraid to, I know some people may look down upon my relationship, and that could spell disaster.
This is angsting quick.
Look at this. Read and understand this, I'm afraid to exersize my freedom of written speech. Do you understand that? I'm actually angry right now, I wish I could yell this as hard as I could.
You have stripped me my freedom, I am not free to be who I want to be. Why should I care what you think?
Why?
I should care because you have the power to control my love life. I'm not yelling/talking about Navleen, just the ones close to her.
Why do you have to read my blog? Or do you? Did you once and now you do not? Do I have to live in this constant fear of acting 'out of the norm' or hell, I'll just said it, do I have to be afriad of the fact I find guys really attractive at times?
Yes, I have to be scared. Because after that last statement, you might get all weird and then disaprove of my current relationship, then I can't see Navleen for the rest of my life because I was being who I am.
I'm afriad of you.
You may not even exist, but I'm stitting here, my eyes slowly watering because I know this relationship isn't even under mine nor her control.
I just love her.
I just want to fucking love her, why can't I be who I want to be and love her at the same time?
Why?
Because I'm afraid of what you might think.
I can't keep typing, I'm getting too depressed and angry.
Look. you have gotten me to tears. You know what the last thing to get me to tears over fear of not being in control? When I was told my first girlfriend was deciving me. I cried hard then, I had no control over my relationship, she held every card.
She feels like you right now.
Why am I so scared of you.
Just saying hello to Okage n..n!

I noticed I haven't made a /real/ post in quite a long while now. I shall attempt that in just a moment.
New Clothes
Yaay new pants.

I was at the Blacksmith's Guild and there was this guy... who looked exactly the same as I did. It was spooky.

:O~~ This is why I love this game, I get to check out half naked cat-girls n..n

A real entry now
So yeah, I think a lot has happened since the last entry, but I don't care. I shall just focus on what pops in my mind at such an ungodly hour to be up. (Damn you FF:XI)
"My name is Gordon, I will be taking care of you tonight."
:o That's right, I am now a full fledged foodserver! Instead of hosting or bussing, I get to actually wait on people. I think I moved up pretty quickly, only took me 7 months to go through 2 different promotions, hehe. Now I get to work less, and make about the same amount of money. Foodservers get paid minimum wage ($6.75) but get cash tips that range from $30 on a slow night up to over $100 on a good weekend. Add that in with your paycheck every so often and you make good money for a part time job.
School
Yeah, fun topic. I am just glad it's almost over. May 18th should mark the final testing period, and after that I'm free for a few months. I decided I'm not going to go to summer school; the last two years in a row I have. I know I should go so I can get some credits so I'm not stuck at college for umpteen million years, but I really don't care. The downside is mousegirl is going to the same summer school I would go to, so we can't get any classes together now :P Oh well, I will still drive down there to see her.
My grades on the other hand are doing pretty solid. I believe I have high Bs and As in all my classes, and all I have to worry about is a term paper for Geology, and one more big speech for Public Speaking. I think thats all the big things left before the tests, which should be pretty simple in themselves. I just hope Art class doesn't have any stupid test, cause I'm always asleep in there.
Field Trip
Son of a bitch. As SOON as I typed the word Geology, I rememberd I had a field trip yesterday at 9am.
:|
I MISSED IT AND IT WAS THE LAST ONE.
So yeah, I lost some points on a weekend. Ghetto.
Sleep
Tomorrow is going to suck, cause its 3am. I need to be up and out of house at 7:30am, and I'm not tired.
HOLY CRAP THATS A BIG BUG EEEEE.
*is back after 3 minutes*
Ok, killed the bug now I feel strong.
Aye See
Yay July 8th, I can't wait n..n
It's going to be crazy, I need to make a list of people to steal money from.
Stupid WaMu
Do you know how wierd it is to go buy condoms and have your debit card rejected?
THREE TIMES.
But the moment I selected credit, it was fine. I went over to an ATM to confirm I had the money and there it was, I had something like $250 in that account. I just wanted to be deviant damnit, give me my box @..x!
Emoticon
It has come to my attention my emoticons aren't understood by everyone, so let me lay some basics down.
When I am online, I am constantly roleplaying as Doc, an anthro charmeleon. That doesn't mean I will drag you into my story lines, that jsut means I'm not going to make an effort to act differently. So go click that link and see what I look like. Notice the muzzle and nostils? Well I am a scaly, or lizard type, so I have nostrils in my smiley. Those two dots inbetween is my nose, hehe.
^..^ = Happy
n..n = Innocent happy
o..o = "Uhh..."
@..@ = "Holy crap"
@..o = "Gck!"
X..x = Suprised shock
x..x = Shocked/struck
u..u = Remorsefull / sad
#^..^# = Blushing happy
#n..n# = Did something innocently embarrasing
^..^; = Laughing with some nervousness
-..- = Annoyed or sleepy
;..; = Sad or crying
And I think thats about it. Yay, confusion cleared ^..^
Paypal
I love being the admin of a furry porn ring. I was donated $200 by DesertFoxNick. :o
Two hundred dolla'
Thats like an entire fucking paycheck!
<3 DFN
I know I'm taken right now, but for $200, I'd so let him unf me.
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Thats the character I play in FF:XI, a TaruTaru white mage. Basically I get raped whenever I battle, but I'm a medic guy.
And this is me getting drunk for the first time ever









^ That ones from qTip, haha.